I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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