i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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