Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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