your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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