I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
