I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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