just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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