Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
