Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
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