I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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