GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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