tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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