They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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