So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
Cake is only good when you eat it
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito