she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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