Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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