What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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