i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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