i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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