I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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