Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm both gender and math confused
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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