Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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