i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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