google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i love accidental penises.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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