ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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