K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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