no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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