Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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