This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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