North Korea, Best Korea!
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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