we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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