Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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