if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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