so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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