Nicole vs. Life
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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