That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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