I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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