Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
and she was petting her beer can
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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