please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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