As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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