Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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