just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
