Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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