Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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