I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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