you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
Randomize
