I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
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