Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You are a genius and a whore.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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