guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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