Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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