Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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