This girl is more easily done than said...
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
