so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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