he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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